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My goal for 2013 New years is to go to The Marina bay sands resort in Singapore

2012 is Paris 

New year, same shit

Now with everyone writing their new years resolutions and contact cleanups on facebook Ive come to tell y'all you can expect the same ol' shit from me! I am constantly striving to be better, so no changes there...I AM excited for this year & to see what will transpire. I can say that it has already started off pretty interesting. Anyhows, I hope you all have an amazing year & that all your hopes and dreams come true! 

Note to self: don't put baby oil in your baby maker.

Lady business

For christmas I'd say i got a lot of crap and one small but amazing thing. My sister usually finds pretty cool things online and happened to stumble upon this gem, my new lady cup. I have only worn it for a day and already I am in lloooovveeee *singing in soprano*. Basically what it does is catch all of your blood in the cup instead of absorbing it like a tampon. You take it out, rinse it and put it back in, I found some literature on it on their website www.ladycup.eu/faqs.aspx take a look if you want to know more. There is another brand called Diva cup that Im pretty sure you can purchase at shoppers. Its amazing because it is environmentally friendly, easy to use, and you save monayyyyy!

I got the green meadow limited edition cup, no big deal.

*spark*

I think the reason i smoke is because i have these beautiful ideas and images in my head while I am that in my sober stages cant remember or dream for that matter. I am high, in hopes to dream again, and hopefully be able at least write it down, because the world could enjoy one of them as well,  and I could perhaps get disgustingly rich

BAMBOOZELING IS A CRIME!

This video is a bit everywhere so to clarify what bamboozeling is it is when a guy decides to talk up his sex and tell you for decades the things they are going to do to you...you can't just get a girls panties wet like this and when the time comes go..."oh, I was just talking shit" and "I don't actually eat pussy, I was just playing around" WHACK!

I was taken aback by this because I didn't realize guys still said that stuff to get pussy. Anyways, it's sad and all I have to say is "NEXT!"

Laundrymat lollygaging

1. I like to put my jacket in the dryer when I'm at the laundrymat so it's super warm on my way home.

2. Is it bad laundymat ettiquitte to look at peoples clothes that fall on its way to the wash? I can't help but look at the clothes on the floor... I'm the one you see trying to make out the label on your socks lol.

3. I am terrified of staying there by myself...at night it's creepy! The basement is dark and there is no door blocking it off. Ever since I saw pulp fiction I've become quite paranoid, this scene is why:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoYz0EYCTag&feature=related

4. Ive never liked that Nivea laudnromat song...

5. I hate when I burn my nail

6. The best way to get up in the morning is to have a good cereal that you are excited to go eat.

7. I am tottally doing a post on all my fave ways to make toast

thoughts of the day...

1. I had a dream..now whenever I see Eminem, I get a tingle in the nether regions.

2. Due date is SO funny! I'm gunna go see it again because it is honestly highlarious!

3. Why is there such things as bubble gum flavoured toothpaste? it is grotesque! I feel like my mouth just smells like ass cheeks and bubble gum when I use it.

4. Herps. I am pretty scared of getting herpes and a lady came into work today with a really big one on her lip and I wondered...are people not terrified of them? I keep a pretty close eye on my friends lips and although I have yet to see one on any of their lips I still steer clear from sharing.

5. The smell of backwoods on a man is extremely sexy...

6. I realize how I can control my brother. Although Im sure I am late figuring this out, I noticed whenever I have something he wants, especially FOOD- thats actually all I needed, he would do anything I ask. He would make me a tea, get up from his room and grab my headphones on the couch in the living room, get me the house phone, let the dogs out, all for some junk food!

7.  AWWW YEA, MY SHOWS BACK AWW YEA! let me share some amazingness with yah: http://www.megavideo.com/?d=QKQKFXKL

I'm kinda thirsty..time to work.